The Fool

The Fool was David's jester. It would act about and tell Dad jokes. The following is a list of some of the puns, quips, and gaffes it would make: As it turns out, the Fool was actually a member of the Cult of Cthulhu, and summoned him to exterminate David. Thankfully, the Fool was too low-level to cast said spell, and was executed.
 * "My son told me he lost his will to live. I asked if he had tried looking under the cosmic cushions!"
 * "Azathoth, the Blind Idiot God walks into a bar. This injured him severely and he had to go to the nurse!"
 * "What did the Lovecraftian, Ancient Egyptian historian, Italian expatriate go trick-or-treating as? As'a'Thoth!"
 * "I asked the waiter why there was a dead squid in my soup. He said, "It's not dead - it's just dreaming.""
 * "Knock knock!" *que David asking "Who's there?"* "Cthul!" *que David asking "Cthul-who?"* "-fhtagn." "It is complete. RISE GREAT OLD ONE!!"