David

"David." A one minute and twenty four second video published by Nevernamed on the first of May, in the year of 2016 with at least 50 views. The description of the video "David." reads: "DavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavidDavid" In this video, a question is given to the viewer. "Do you ever wish... that one day... you would lay eyes on... David." Then, the video shows an image of, what can only be assumed is, ...David. Which appears to be a pineapple with human like features, such as eyes, ears, a nose, and a mouth. David is fully shown from 00:50 to 01:10 in the video, then the viewer is given a "Goodbye..." and for the rest of those 7 seconds of the video, only David's eyes are visible until the video ends.

Who is David?
Nobody really knows who or what David is, and why Nevernamed posted this. Some say David is an eldritch abomination that exists between the figmentation of reality and a incomprehensible universe where there are more creatures like David. Others say that he's just Nevernamed's father. We may never know who David is. However, one thing can be established with relative certainty - David was the supreme ruler of an ancient eldritch empire called the Dynasty of David. David was also infertile the last 1/3 of his life.

Theories on David
SCP-DAVID
 * David is an SCP, an apollyon class to be precise. It was believed that he had been captured by the "Secure. Contain. Protect" Foundation after fleeing from the wreckage of the Dynasty Duplex. That was, until, his containment vessel was found to be completely empty one day, implying his escape.

Object class: Apollyon

Special Containment Procedures: Irrelevant

Description: [REDACTED]

Recovery: Unknown

Addendum: [DATA EXPUNGED]